This lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster.
Did you hear about the oyster who went to a seafood disco last week? He pulled a mussel.
We call our grandad “Spiderman”. He hasn’t got any super powers – he just finds it difficult to get out of the bath.
Two antennae meet on a roof, fall in love and decide to get married. The service wasn’t up to much, but the reception was excellent.
Question. How do you stop a Rhino from charging?
Answer. Pull out the plug.
The Tomato family went out for a jog, but their son Tom was lagging behind so Mr Tomato said “Ketchup” Tom.
An inflatable boy took a pin to his school, and his teacher said:
Visit the Jackson Pollock site and use its amazing painting program that allows you to throw paint against a canvas in much the same way as Jackson Pollock did it.
My handmade cards are close to my heart, they are my signature. With their success I was able to make prints, mirrors, and furniture.
A selection of card designs made from finest quality papers. Cards are 10.5cm x 15cm.
Kickers have teamed up with Lego to create the ultimate childrens shoe. Kick Hi the classic retro boot has been given a modern make over for children and parents looking for a fun style shoe. The Kick Hi boot was originally a very famous style of the 80s era.
Bodem. Just as it was beginning to feel Winter would never end, the promise of Spring arrives. Replete with peeps of green on the trees, birds returning from travels, and a colourful collection of Bodem clothing for all the family. Enjoy!